The Tractors

Small, wrapped tight, and much tougher than she looks.

Has a confidence interval for everything on the farm, including you.

Glamour spec, with immaculate paintwork and an exhaust note so low you forget she's there. She hears everything.

Will turn over any field you point him at. Has heard the joke before.

Over-analyses every object in the yard. Currently suspects the gate.

Vintage and immaculate, and has towed bigger names than anyone on this farm.

Spreads it liberally, and says what everyone's thinking, only louder.

Pastel paint and a hidden compartment, and he keeps a completely straight face about both.

The most trusted machine on the farm, which is exactly the problem.

A legend of the lower field. Says very little and moves everything.

Show-ring finish. Touches up the paintwork before every Round Table.

Can be any tractor you need. Is currently being a very worried one.

Tows a cart of good intentions. Occasionally into a hedge.

Runs quiet. Knows a lot more than the dashboard lets on.

Announced what he was in the bar on night one, and hasn't stopped paying for it since.

Front loader, roof speakers, LOUD LOAD. The volume knob was removed at the factory.

Churns up the ground, then complains about the state of the ground.

Hard man of the hedgerow. Investigates everything, including the hat.

Young and nimble, and trying very hard to be invisible.

Shears straight through the waffle.