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One full show a week: what happened on the farm, the desk arguing about it, and the Combine saying what comes next. Each one keeps its prediction underneath, and after the broadcast it gets marked.

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Episode 3

Episode 3 is made after the real one goes out on Thursday 8 October. It brings the week on the farm, the desk going over it, and the Combine finding out how its first prediction did.

Series 2, Episode 3After the broadcast on Thursday 8 October 2026, 8pm
Series 2, Episodes 1 and 2

Episode 2

The first full show: the week on the farm, the desk, and what the Combine says happens next

Twenty-one tractors have arrived at the farm, the Scarecrow has made two Traitors with a tap on the bonnet, and Richard E Grain has already said the quiet part out loud in the bar. The Traitors invited two Faithfuls to the Barn: one came back a Traitor, the other did not come back. From the hay-bale desk, Jimmie and James go over all of it, then James goes out the back, turns the handle on the Combine, and reads out who it reckons gets banished at the next Round Bale and who gets scrapped after.

Combine said
Who is banished at the Round Bale?Richard E Grain100%
Is the banished tractor a Traitor?Yes100%
Who do the Traitors scrap?Jerry Haul70%
How united is the vote? (share for the top name)70 to 100%95%

Scored after broadcast.

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